Young Goodman Brown

So a bit of a different update tonight. A short story I would highly recommend to anyone is the story Young Goodman Brown by Nathaniel Hawthorne. Now the story was many things, partly Hawthorne trying to make amends for his ancestor's part in the Salem Witch Trials, Partly a critique of Calvinist and Puritan belief and partly just a beautifully spooky story about humanity. A journey has to be made by Goodman Brown through the forest late at night for unexplained reasons, in which he has to leave his wife, Faith, at home. He meets a man who looks rather similar to himself but is sinister, and ultimately confronts humanity as a depraved disease on the world. The night changes him forever and he can never see a fellow person again without thinking about their own, unspoken madness as well as his own deeds which, by the way are probably taking a second glance at another woman or lying. He loses his love for Faith.

You don't have to be a genius to figure out why she was called Faith. And why Nathaniel Hawthorne chose to send Brown on a quest and leave her behind.

The story can be interpreted two different ways a the end. Either that Browns loss of faith stems from the hopelessness in humanity, and therefore the only thing keeping us sane is the Hobbesian theory of a vital need to be kept at bay and under control, or that without being told what to do or having faith in something greater, the world is cruel and vulgar.

Now I would say that Hawthorne meant for the former point to be the one he wanted to make, but he chose to include the second around the fringe as well. I would say that while yes, it is occasionally difficult to accept, the whole of the world is worth experiencing more of rather than less. Even if it vulgarizes us a little.

I'm a Minister

It has come about that I've entered the cloth.

Not the most expected thing a hardcore atheist would say, but one said it nonetheless.

"What???"

That's probably what you're saying. Listen up.

I received a call a few weeks back from one of my best friends, Peter Yeager. He wants me to marry him and Anna. How can I say no? I already knew you could simply buy a certificate of ordainmanship for $20.00 from a friend of mine now living in New York, Brandon Rivington. Another atheist registered as a minister.

Now, just to sit back as a member of the church and speculate, much like Martin Luther as he questioned the views of the past and formed protestantism. If you can BUY your way into being a minister for $20, then is every ministers chops as a member of the cloth now worth $20? I don't believe in your religion but you can at least take some pride in your craft guys, because it's my craft too now.

So I got ordained and married Peter and Anna Yeager. They're delightfully happy and I'm putting it on my Curriculum Vitae that I married someone. Everybody won and it was a fantastic day. I'm glad I got to do that.

Secondly: THOUGHT QUAKE NOW DOES MARRIAGES.

Wanna get married to someone? Don't respect religious figures? Well now there's one you can. Me. It's even in my family guys, there's a church of St. Sims in England somewhere still. Don't want to pay a preposterous amount? I do it for love, kindness, and the joy of joining two happy people.

Not only am I a minister, I chose to be a Pastafarian minister. For those of you who are not aware, pastafariamism is the belief in a giant invisible flying spaghetti monster. Not really something you can take seriously right? Good, because if you did you'd be stupid. The whole thing is a turn of phrase, much like any other mythology, and it's meant to make a point.

Here's mine: Religion isn't really something to take quite so seriously. It's folklore, a metaphor. Based on something that may or may not have existed, but it's so up in the air it might have also been a giant flying spaghetti monster that rigged the whole thing with magic to test us. The test was to see if you're an idiot or not.

These are your words of wisdom from Reverend Jeremy Sims

Man gouges eyes out during church service

I heard about this one last week, and since thoughtquake is back up and shaking, I had to put in my two sense. This hits me as sad, not because this man lost his ability to see, but because he lost his vision a long time ago.

A man has gouged out his own eyes in the Northern Italian town of Viareggio while attending a religious service at the local San Andrea Cathedral, local police have reported.

According to witnesses, the man, who is originally from England though he has been living in the Tuscan town for the past few years, was attending mass when he suddenly "stood up, started to shout and pulled out his eyes with his bare hands."

According to Police, the man later told staff at the nearby Versilia hospital that "a voice" had told him to "gouge out his eyes". He had been rushed to emergency services but doctors have been unable to save his sight. Source

This is a clear-cut example of how mental illness can be hidden by religion. The scriptures didn't cause this man to rip out his own eyes. It may have contributed, but I have to say that gives FAR too much credit and power to the preacher. The truth of the matter is that this man was obviously mentally ill, and as such, needed psychiatric help.

This is why it gets to me when people can call religious belief "innocuous" or "harmless." even in situations when it doesn't lead to cult-ship or bigotry. This man could have gotten help, he could have been institutionalized, and if that had been the case, he would still have the ability to see. There were probably many red flags where someone could have pointed and said, "I think this man needs help." These now obvious signs I'm sure were dismissed for the excuse of "He's just very religious." If your delusional to the point of mental damage, there is nothing worse than associating with a group of mentally healthy people who are also delusional. This man being in this church was like pouring salt on a wound. Instead of people telling him to be rational or logical, he had an entire congregation that I can only assume did nothing but unintentionally encourage his illness. This idea that religion can somehow be therapy makes me cringe. It would be like if you took a schizophrenic conspiracy theorist and put him in a group of people who look for bigfoot. It's never good to replace one delusion with another. Or I should say, Crazy should be cured, not redirected. That's a pretty good quote. I think I'll write that one down... oh wait...

I may get some flack for this post. It just frustrates me that, without the guise of religion, this man's condition would have been easily recognizable, and this whole gruesome scene could have been avoided. It truly is a tragedy.

~Zach

Ask an Atheist and NO MORE HIATUS!

Alright guys, the gloves are coming off. I don't know if this is going to become a podcast, or if it will stay as written word, but as far as I'm concerned, ThoughtQuake is officially OFF HIATUS!

I just had a great conversation with the folks at Ask an Atheist about Atheist blogs and internet presence and I am convincved I can make this work. I would love to add to the Atheism visibility movement. Me and my fellow writers are going to do as much as we can. Check those guys out, they are a key figure in giving us a voice.

This isn't a blog about what Atheists believe, because trust me, Atheists have the largest gambit of all. We very from VERY conservative to VERY liberal. It will mostly be about religious skepticism. But worry not, as you can see from our previous posts, we will be writing content about political issues, and multimedia, and anything having to do with religion. I don't plan on being impartial. This is an opinion blog, and as such, the writers here will be doing our best to bring you compelling writing, slightly angry rants, and other fun reads. and maybe even a PODCAST!

Me, Jeremy and others will be giving you fresh perspectives, and our opinions on critical issues. We hope you'll join us!